吝啬鬼的聚会
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
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"Why use my elbow and foot?"
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; H7 w) M) R3 h N3 t; G, Y"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
