The Doctor Knows Better　　
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
　　His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."
　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

　　"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

　　"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

roach: 蟑螂         munch: 大声咀嚼           frown: 皱眉，不高兴